11. Rooming at the Haunted House
the characters here
leave nothing to fear
…
werewolves that barely emit a hiss
the cigarettes causing severe laryngitis
vampires you would never want to kiss
because they have the worst case of gingivitis
skeletons never finding their bliss
all bent out of shape from scolio-arthritis
…
just load up the hearse
cuz this place is cursed