16. Aloha Big Kahuna
couch surfing as necessity
is ‘gnarly’ and ‘extreme’
‘hang ten’ is difficult
‘hang twenty’ is supreme
not being the ‘grubbing’
‘sponger’ ‘dude’ & ‘dudette’
means the odd ‘mush’ or ‘keg’
taken out of ‘pocket’
no playing with the ‘woody’
or getting the ‘buoy’ ‘naked’
no room to deal with ‘swells’
can’t even fit the ‘snake’ in
there is only one ‘priority’
on someone else’s turf
get your own ‘360’ ‘board’
your own ‘rad’ place to ‘surf’